questions i have no answer to and how I answer them in my head while I give the inquirer a blank stare
you write? what novel would you recommend as the quintessential and definitve literary experience?
what a pompous and redundant question. anything I write, of course.
we haven't seen each other in months. so, how's your life been?
the long answer: it depends. what is life? (long, ponderous pause.) the short: not really interesting, I guess, especially since I'm stuck here with you and getting asked questions like that.
hey, I see you're wearing a NYU sweatshirt - did you go to NYU?
yes. I've also attended the United States Naval Academy, Brown, Cornell, and Old Navy Univeristy. I also played varsity co-ed naked twister and lacrosse.